Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Twins? Josh Duhamel and Timothy Olyphant


Am I the only one who thinks they look alike?

Twins? Urban Meyer and Papa John


Saturday, December 18, 2010

Fun with Star Wars


Star Wars swim suits. Love um!







Star Wars holiday decoration idea






My question: Where is the Commodore VIC 20?






http://www.commodoreusa.net/CUSA_C64.aspx

They have remade the classic Commodore 64 into a usable PC compatible computer that still does everything the Commodore 64 did. I couldn't afford a C64 so I only had VIC 20 and couldn't find that they were planning to remake that. They do have remakes or updates of some other classic computers. Check them out and let me know how they work.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Funny Twitter Posts from 12/17/10

kelly oxford
I don't trust anyone who walks into a Denny's while sober.

Homer J. Simpson
You know who doesn’t get a lot of credit? Marge Simpson. And who doesn’t she get a lot of credit from? Her entire family.

Andy Borowitz
Obama Changes Slogan from YES WE CAN to MAY I PLEASE

Jesus Christ
It’s true December 25th isn’t my real birthday. It was just the birth date on my fake ID.

Andy Borowitz
This weekend it's a tossup between seeing Yogi Bear and hanging myself.

Sue Sylvester
Suing the mall for height discrimination. If they think I’m too intimidating to be a Christmas elf, wait till they see me intimidate a jury.

Jesus Christ
Christmas: The one time of year the Catholic Church is allowed to focus on a little boy.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Funny Twitter Posts from 12/16/10

Today's Bullshit
Einstein's definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over expecting different results. Kerry Wood signs 1-yr deal with the Cubs.

Jesus Christ
Michael Vick wants to own a dog someday. Sure, that'll happen as soon as I invite Judas over for dinner again.

Stephen Colbert
Only 9 days left to fortify your homes against the Grinch. He must not get his hands on our roast beast!

Andy Borowitz
IDEA: Someone should make a movie or TV show that Mark Wahlberg's not involved in.

Michael Ian Black
The doctor said my hernia is in my "super-pubis region." I told her my whole pubis region is super. She did not laugh.

Andy Borowitz
Julian Assange has a plea deal - he has agreed to work for the TSA during the holidays.

Andy Borowitz
Goldman's top trader, Morgan Sze, is quitting. Mr. Sze said he wanted to pursue a new career as a Scrabble word.

Andy Borowitz
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon having twins, according to Who Gives a Flying Fuck Magazine

Andy Borowitz
Defense Dept. Upgrades Afghanistan from Quagmire to Morass

Andy Borowitz
Why are we spending billions of dollars a year on the CIA when WikiLeaks is free?